Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Top Ten Women's Costumes for 2017: Congratulations 'Halloween' on Throat-Punching Feminism



Just when you're starting to think that the Feminist Movement is really starting to make some huge strides in the world... Halloween rolls around!


Here's a quick Top Ten List of some of the most popular Halloween costumes that make me embarrassed to be a WOMAN!




Number 10!

Slutty NURSE!






Number 9!


Slutty COP!






Number 8!

Slutty NUN!





Number 7!

Slutty PUMPKIN!






Number 6!

Slutty KILLER DOLL!





Number 5!

Slutty DISNEY PRINCESS!






Number 4!

Slutty VIKING!






Number 3!

Slutty NATIVE AMERICAN!





Number 2!

Slutty MERMAID!





AND....


Number 1 is....



The entire SLUTTY cast of STAR WARS!!





Happy Halloween!
Bootsy

2 comments:

  1. It's hard to figure out, physically speaking, how a mermaid can be slutty. The pumpkin makes sense though...I've always said they were the most promiscuous of all the gourds.

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  2. Very true. Pumpkins have completely whored themselves out to the would with their spices, and their lattes, and their pies... Holy crap, keep it in your pants Pumpkins!

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